The Crank Thing is an Item, one of four Things used on the Wooden Thing to travel to the next world. It spawns naturally in every world in its own Set Piece. It is surrounded by Evil Flowers in a small patch of Savanna Turf along with a Pig House surrounded by 3 Spiky Trees and an Axe at 100%.
- Wilson indicates that the Crank Thing is "tough enough to withstand the most intense experiment".
- According to Maxwell, the Crank Thing is used to "agitate the humours".