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My mighty brain could make this better!

“I AM MIGHTY!”

This page lists Wolfgang's Quotes which are spoken when the player examines an in-game item or object. The player can alt-click items and objects to examine them.

Contents

1 Wolfgang
2 Trivia

Wolfgang

Tools

Base Game

Axe- "Chop!"
Luxury Axe- "Fancy axe more good for chop."
Shovel- "Dirt Spoon!"
Regal Shovel- "Fancy shovel is good hole maker."
Pickaxe- "Pick!"
Opulent Pickaxe- "Fancy pickaxe do better smash."
Razor- "My skin is too strong for hairs!"
Razor (can't shave)- "That cannot be shaved."
Razor (nothing left)- "I cannot shave when there are no hairs."
Razor (shaving a waken beefalo)- "I will wait until he is not looking."
Hammer- "Needs sickle!"
Pitchfork- "Reminds me of childhood."

Don't Starve Together

Lucy the Axe- "Wolfgang like a sharp missus."
Feather Pencil- "Wolfgang must stick pinky out when holding it."
Brush- "For brush really strong hair!"
Saddle- "Just need creature mighty enough to hold me!"
War Saddle- "We ride like kings!"
Glossamer Saddle- "Butterflies feel soft under Wolfgang's strong butt!"
Saddlehorn- "I won't hurt you, hair cow!"
Salt Lick (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Heh heh. Hair cow has funny tongue!"

Shipwrecked

Machete- "Ah! I like this!"
Luxury Machete- "Machete is decadent!"

Lights

Base Game

Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Good bye dark times!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "Is too much fire!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Is good fire!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire is not hot enough."
Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "The darkness is coming!"
Campfire and Fire Pit (out)- "Uh oh. It turned off."
Torch- "I attack night with fire stick."
Miner Hat- "Lamp for put on head."
Torch and Miner Hat (out)- "Oh no! The light is gone!"
Pumpkin Lantern- "Now is actual head! Wolfgang afraid!"
Lantern- "It keeps me safe from dark."

Reign of Giants

Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit- "Goodbye dark times!"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Is too much fire!"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Is good fire!"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "The fire is not cold enough."
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "The darkness is coming!"
Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (out)- "Uh oh. It turned off."
Moggles- "Mole skin is stretchy."

Don't Starve Together

Torch- "Attack night with fire stick!"
Mushlight (off)- "Big mushy-room make little light, maybe."
Mushlight (on)- "Is nice light. Soft."
Mushlight (burnt)- "Little light burnt too bright?"
Glowcap (off)- "How Wolfgang turn on mushy-room light?"
Glowcap (on)- "Tall mushy-room make very pretty light!"
Glowcap (burnt)- "No more little lights."
Willow's Lighter- "Is tiny firebox!"

Shipwrecked

Chiminea (upon being built)- "Be safe from wind, little fire."
Chiminea (high)- "
Chiminea (normal)- "
Chiminea (low)- "
Chiminea (embers)- "
Chiminea (out)- "
Bottle Lantern- "Is good way to keep darkness back."
Obsidian Fire Pit (upon being built)- "Hearty fire warms Wolfgang's bones."
Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "
Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "
Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "
Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "
Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "
Tar Lamp- "Lamp is so little, dainty."
Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "Wolfgang will make fire at sea."
Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "
Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "
Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "
Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "
Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "

Survival

Base Game

Backpack- "Is for carry more thing."
Piggyback- "Smelly bag!"
Bird Trap- "I will catch bird!"
Bug Net- "Catch bugs."
Fishing Rod- "Is for get fishy from pond place."
Straw Roll- "Nap time!"
Fur Roll- "So comfy!"
Tent- "It is time for a mighty nap."
Trap- "No trap can hold me!"
Honey Poultice- "I can fix me!"
Healing Salve- "It makes me feel alive!"
Umbrella- "The rain hurts my mighty skin."
Compass-
- N- "Is North."
- S- "Is South."
- E- "Is East."
- W- "Is West."
- NE- "Is Northeast."
- SE- "Is Southeast."
- NW- "Is Northwest."
- SW- "Is Southwest."
Compass (generic)- "All directions, but no directions."
Compass (broken)- "Little needle broke off!"

Reign of Giants

Insulated Pack- "Furry bag."
Luxury Fan- "Ha! Is as big as head!"
Siesta Lean-to- "Napping place."
Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "Wolfgang have principles against siesta at night."
Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "I prefer fighting to napping!"
Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Wolfgang take siesta after eating time."
Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "Wolfgang is tense, too tense to relax."
Tent (overheating)- "
Tent (burnt)- "Nothing left to nap in."
Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "Napping place is gone."
Thermal Stone- "This round rock is like my head!"
Thermal Stone (frozen)- "Brrr! Is cold rock!"
Thermal Stone (cold)- "Rock is a little bit cold."
Thermal Stone (warm)- "Is pretty normal rock."
Thermal Stone (hot)- "Is hot enough for Wolfgang!"
Pretty Parasol- "I do not like tiny umbrella."

Don't Starve Together

Bird Trap- "This will catch bird!"
Honey Poultice- "Can fix people!"
Healing Salve- "Helps friends with boo-boos."
Telltale Heart- "Blib blup! Blib blup! Blib blup!"
Booster Shot- "EeeeEEeeEEE!!"
Waterballoon- "Is very squishy-wobbly!"
Whirly Fan- "It's so twirly when I run! Haha!"
Whirly Fan (broken)- "Tiny fan is broken!"
Bernie (held and inactive)- "Is so cuddly!"
Bernie (active)- "Is so brave!"
Bernie (broken)- "Is so broken."
Bundling Wrap- "Is for hiding goodies."
Bundling Wrap (no items, unable to bundle)- "Wolfgang has no little things to wrap!"
Bundled Supplies- “Is little surprise inside, maybe."

Shipwrecked

Thatch Pack- "Wolfgang can carry more on powerful shoulders!"
Booty Bag- "Sounds like jingles."
Sea Sack- "Wolfgang can carry even more things!"
Chef Pouch- "
Tropical Fan- "Ha! Is as big as head!"
Silly Monkey Ball- "Haha! Stupid monkey men."
Tropical Parasol- "I do not like tiny umbrella."
Anti Venom- "I should try to flex poison out of veins."
Palm Leaf Hut- "Wolfgang deserves to live in luxury."
Palm Leaf Hut (burnt)- "

Food

Base Game

Crock Pot (empty)- "Empty pot make Wolfgang think hungry thoughts."
Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "This take long time."
Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "Is almost cook!"
Crock Pot (finished)- "Is time to eat!"
Crock Pot (failed to add item)- "Bah! Useless."
Bee Box- "Many bees!"
Bee Box (no honey)- "It has no honey."
Bee Box (some honey)- "Bees are busy."
Bee Box (full of honey)- "Is ready for harvest!"
Basic and Improved Farm- "I will grow mighty crops here!"
Basic and Improved Farm (growing)- "Grow my little friends! Grow!"
Basic and Improved Farm (finished)- "Mmmm. Is tasty now."
Basic and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "Dirt is not dirty enough to make plants."
Ice Box- "Box what makes cold!"
Drying Rack- "I can dry meat!"
Drying Rack (drying)- "Dry meaty things! Dry!"
Drying Rack (finished)- "Yum, meaty leather!"

Reign of Giants

Crock Pot (burnt)- "Pot is dead."
Bee Box (burnt)- "Bees are burned."
Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "No more growing."
Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "Go away, rain! Meat is drying!"
Drying Rack (burnt)- "Cannot dry meat now."
Bucket-o-poop- "Bucket full of smelly."

Don't Starve Together

Basic and Improved Farm- "Will grow mighty crops here!"
Drying Rack- "For drying many meats!"
Crock Pot (refusing to cook, generic)- "Wolfgang not in cooking mood."
Crock Pot (refusing to cook, in use)- "Oh, smells good, friend!"
Crock Pot (refusing to cook, too far)- "Is pot very small, or just far away?"
Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Is nothing."
Mushroom Planter (some)- "Little mushy-rooms is start to grow."
Mushroom Planter (lots)- "So many little mushy-rooms!"
Mushroom Planter (stuffed)- "Is no more room for more mushy-rooms!"
Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Dead log is need to be replaced."
Mushroom Planter (burnt)- "Log is not looking mighty!"
Mushroom Planter (snow covered)- "Mushy-rooms not mighty enough to fight snow!"

Shipwrecked

Mussel Stick- "Mussels love little stick."
Mussel Bed- "Tiny mussels should be in water!"
Portable Crock Pot (held)- "Wolfgang will cook good meal for friends, meal like home!"
Portable Crock Pot (empty)- "
Portable Crock Pot (cooking)- "
Portable Crock Pot (ready)- "
Fish Farm (empty)- "Need little fishie eggs!"
Fish Farm (growing)- "
Fish Farm (ready)- "

Science

Base Game

Science Machine and Alchemy Engine- "I am not sure how I feel about... science."
Thermal Measurer- "Cold go up! Red go down!"
Rainometer- "Splish! Splash!"
Lightning Rod- "Is wire in sky!"
Lightning Rod (charged)- "Ooooh, sparks!"
Gunpowder- "Boom pepper!"

Reign of Giants

Science Machine and Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Science not so strong after all."
Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Flames go up! Thermometer go down!"
Rainometer (burnt)- "Crackle!"
Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Machine know Wolfgang is stronger."
Ice Flingomatic (on)- "I can throw better."
Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "Are you hungry, machine?"
Electrical Doodad- "Science bean."

Don't Starve Together

Cartographer's Desk- "Friends make little pictures to help Wolfgang not get lost!"
Cartographer's Desk (burning)- "Is no good!"
Cartographer's Desk (burnt)- "No more little pictures!"
Potter's Wheel- "Is table for rocks!"
Potter's Wheel (burnt)- "Is burny bits."
Potter's Wheel (invalid material)- "Material is not mighty enough for strong statues!"
Potter's Wheel (Marble or Cut Stone placed)- "Is time for arts and crafts!"
Potter's Wheel (material already placed)- "Something is already put!"
Potter's Wheel (sculpture)- "Does not compare to chiseled jaw of Wolfgang!"
Potter's Wheel (sketch already known)- "Little recipe is already in there!"

Shipwrecked

Sea Lab- "Wolfgang will learn many splishy splashy things!"
Ice Maker 3000 (empty and high)- "Machine is doing very good job!"
Ice Maker 3000 (medium)- "Thank you for good ice, machine."
Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Little machine looks tired."
Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "Machine will not last much longer."
Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Small machine is out of juice."
Quacken Drill- "Wolfgang will punch bottom of ocean!"

Exclusive to PS4

Accomploshrine- "I will defeat you, tiny arrow!"

Fight

Base Game

Spear- "It gave me a sliver."
Ham Bat- "Is still good."
Boomerang- "Boom! A rang! Ha!"
Boomerang (hit self)- "Why you hurt me throwing stick?"
Blow Dart- "Dart do pain to enemies."
Sleep Dart- "Dart do sleeping to enemies."
Fire Dart- "Careful, Wolfgang."
Football Helmet- "It protects my beautiful head!"
Grass Suit- "Is prickly."
Log Suit- "Is almost strong as belly!"
Marble Suit- "I tie rocks to muscles."
Bee Mine- "Is ball full of anger bees."
Tooth Trap- "It bites bottoms from below!"

Reign of Giants

Scalemail- "Wolfgang not need protection."
Morning Star- "Wolfgang like fists better."
Weather Pain- "Spin and spin!"

Don't Starve Together

Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Why did you hurt me, throwy stick?"
Football Helmet- "Is hat for make tackling."
Marble Suit- "Tie rocks to many muscles."
Battle Helm- "Is strong helm for strong warrior!"
Battle Spear- "Is a good weapon."
Electric Dart- "Do not know if Wolfgang should be allowed to have this."
Tail o' Three Cats- "Good to floss teeth with."
Napsack- "Is bedtime for flinging."

Shipwrecked

Poison Spear- "Is not cowardly if I use it."
Poison Dart- "Is like many tiny punches!"
Coconade- "So much power!"
Coconade (lit)- "
Spear Gun (empty)- "Punch from a great distance!"
Spear Gun- "
Poison Spear Gun- "
Obsidian Spear Gun- "
Battle Spear Gun- "
Cutlass Supreme- "Wolfgang is ready for battle!"
Horned Helmet- "I have become more mighty!"
Seashell Suit- "Try your dirty tricks now, tiny poison creatures."
Limestone Suit- "This mighty armor will protect me!"
Cactus Armour- "Hah! Try hit Wolfgang now."

Structures

Base Game

Birdcage- "Is home for my birdies."
Birdcage (occupied)- "Hello birdie!"
Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "I should be quiet!"
Pig House- "The door is too small for me."
Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "Hey! Come out here, pig man!"
Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "Where did he go?"
Rabbit Hutch- "I hear nomming inside."
Hay Wall (held)- "Scratchy straws!"
Hay Wall- "Wall is made of grass!"
Wood Wall (held)- "Pokey sticks!"
Wood Wall- "Hello, pointy sticks!"
Stone Wall (held)- "Piles of rocks!"
Stone Wall- "Wall is strong like me!"
Chest- "I put stuff there!"
Sign- "Is no time for reading signs!"
Potted Fern- "It makes me happy."

Reign of Giants

Pig House (burnt)- "Pig home is gone."
Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Nomming is over."
Hay Wall (burnt)- "Grass burned up!"
Wood Wall (burnt)- "Goodbye, pointy sticks!"
Chest (burnt)- "Nothing will stay inside."
Scaled Chest- "Chest is not afraid of fire."
Sign (burnt)- "Sign can't be read."

Don't Starve Together

Potted Fern- "Wolfgang worry greenthumb is gangrene."
Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "I hear tiny grumbles!"
Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "His tiny stomach is empty!"
Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "Birdie? Are you ok?"
Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "He is not ok."
Sign and Directional Sign (empty)- "Practice my letters!"
Directional Sign (burnt)- "Sign can't be read."
Mini Sign (held)- "Wolfgang will help punch into ground!"
Mini Sign (empty)- "Sign needs little scribbles!"
Mini Sign (draw with no subject)- "Wolfgang no good at drawing pictures from head."
Mini Sign (drawn on)- "Tiny picture is worth many, tinier words."
End Table (empty)- "Puny table will not hold Wolfgang's weight."
End Table (flowers)- "Little flowers are weak, but look nice."
End Table (new light source)- "Wolfgang does not like dark."
End Table (old light source)- "Please do not go out, little light."
End Table (wilted)- "Little flowers are weaker than usual."
End Table (burnt)- "Is burny bits."
Friendly Scarecrow- "Ha! Is not man! Is straw!"
Friendly Scarecrow (burning)- "Little strawman is burning!"
Friendly Scarecrow (burnt)- "Little strawman is dead."
Moon Rock Wall (held)- "Wolfgang build with power of moon!"
Moon Rock Wall- "Rock of moon protects Wolfgang."
Scaled Furnace- "Wolfgang hope does not burn moustache."
Wardrobe- "Box of clothes!"
Wardrobe (burning)- "Box of fire!"
Wardrobe (burnt)- "Box all gone."
Wardrobe (unable to change, generic)- "Clothes only good for ripping with strong muscles!"
Wardrobe (unable to change, on fire)- "Wolfgang's weekday undergarments burning? Wolfgang is sad."
Wardrobe (unable to change, in use)- "Wolfgang will wait til they leave to change. He is shy."
Wood Fence (held)- "Wolfgang will help make fence!"
Wood Fence- "I do not like trapping little animals."
Wood Gate (held)- "Wolfgang will help make swing boards!"
Wood Gate- "Is little flimsy swingboards."
Potted Succulent- "Tough plant is mine."

Shipwrecked

Sand Castle- "Wolfgang like little castle."
Sand Castle (sand)- "Is more sand than castle."
Prime Ape Hut- "Home of little monkey men."
Prime Ape Hut (burnt)- "
Wildbore House- "This puny house could not hold me."
Wildbore House (burnt)- "
Limestone Wall (held)- "I will make strong wall."
Limestone Wall- "Good, sturdy wall."
Dragoon Den- "Wolfgang approves."
Sandbag (held)- "Is big bag of dirt."
Sandbag- "Bag soaks up waters."
Seaworthy (Vanilla or RoG world)- "Is magical portal. Very sandy."
Seaworthy (SW world)- "Where do you go?"
Buoy- "Ahhh, is marking something."
Sea Chest- "Is for holding seastuff!"
Ballphin Palace- "Friends of Wolfgang live inside."
Sea Wall (held)- "Wolfgang will build sea wall!"
Sea Wall- "

Turfs

Base Game

All Turfs- "Step stones."

Reign of Giants

All Turfs- "Step stones."

Don't Starve Together

Scaled Flooring- "Hot step stones."

Shipwrecked

All Turfs- "Step stones."

Refine

Base Game

Rope- "Strong! Like me!"
Boards- "I break log to make board!"
Cut Stone- "I crush rock to make brick!"
Papyrus- "Is like paper."
Purple Gem- "Prettier rock."
Nightmare Fuel- "Scary stuff."

Don't Starve Together

Boards- "Log was broken to make board!"
Cut Stone- "Rock was crushed to make brick!"
Cratered Moonrock- "Rock from moon has hole. Like a cheese!"
Marble Bean- "Brainlady says is not for eat."
Beeswax- "Bee goop is smell nice."
Wax Paper- "Strange paper not for make scribblemarks."

Shipwrecked

Cloth- "Flimsy cloth-stuffs."
Limestone- "Pretty corals were crushed to make this rock."
Empty Bottle- "Is just a bottle."
Coral Nubbin- "Haha. Rock is bald."

Magic

Base Game

Meat Effigy- "I'm not going to die."
Prestihatitator- "Hat not just for head."
Shadow Manipulator- "What has Wolfgang done?"
Pan Flute- "I can play folk song."
Night Light- "Is strange glow."
Night Armour- "Is like wearing scary little rag!"
Dark Sword- "Is real? Is not real? Is sharp!"
One-man Band- "Is big and loud. I like!"
Bat Bat- "This club makes me feel funny."
Belt of Hunger- "It moves with my many muscles!"
Chilled Amulet- "Would make good ice cube!"
Nightmare Amulet- "This amulet... it frightens Wolfgang."
Life Giving Amulet- "Is very pretty."
Fire Staff- "Is staff for make fire. Careful, Wolfgang."
Ice Staff- "Frosted tip."
Telelocator Staff- "It gives me a headache."
Telelocator Focus (full)- "Glow is good sign."
Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "Do not think it working."
Telelocator Socket (full)- "Pretty rock now hovers."
Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Is empty."

Reign of Giants

Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Better him than real life Wolfgang."
Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Hat also for burning."
Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "Well, is over now."
Old Bell- "Bell make dainty sound."

Don't Starve Together

Pan Flute- "You want Wolfgang play folk song?"
Belt of Hunger- "Is causing hunger or stopping it?"
Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Better him than Wolfgang."
Telelocator Staff- "Fancy headache stick."
Ocuvigil (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Wolfgang thinks is full of secrets."
Moon Dial (generic)- "Wolfgang see moon reflection, but not his mighty self!"
Moon Dial (new moon)- "Moon is hiding."
Moon Dial (waxing)- "Tiny moon is get bigger!"
Moon Dial (full moon)- "Moon is very mighty!"
Moon Dial (waning)- "Moon is get sleepy."
Moon Dial (in Caves)- "Moon is shy in cave!"
The Lazy Deserter- "Is friend-bringer!"
The Lazy Deserter (active)- "Is ready now."

Shipwrecked

Piratihatitator- "Strange contraption. What does it do?"
Piratihatitator (burnt)- "It does nothing now."
Dripple Pipes- "Wolfgang will play lusty tune."

Dress

Base Game

Sewing Kit- "Is pokey!"
Rabbit Earmuffs- "Now I look like little bunny!"
Straw Hat, Beefalo Hat, and Top Hat- "Is good hat!"
Beekeeper Hat- "Is hat for to protect from stinger bees."
Feather Hat- "Is silly hat of feather. Is Wolfgang bird now?"
Winter Hat- "It make ears happy in cold!"
Dapper Vest- "Is vest with pattern for fancy man."
Breezy Vest- "Is warm fuzzy nose."
Puffy Vest- "I'm real cozy in this nose!"
Bush Hat- "I am so sneaky!"
Garland- "Is so pretty!"
Walking Cane- "I can walk AND hit things!"

Reign of Giants

Cat Cap- "Now Wolfgang not trust himself."
Fashion Melon- "Why not wear melon on head! Haha!"
Ice Cube- "Why put big ice on head?"
Rain Coat- "Dry is nice."
Rain Hat- "Is like water off mole's back."
Summer Frest- "A vest's a vest."
Floral Shirt- "Is vacation shirt."
Eyebrella- "Is always looking up."
Hibearnation Vest- "Big bear shirt."

Don't Starve Together

Rabbit Earmuffs- "Is could make me look like little bunny!"
Feather Hat- "Is silly hat of feather. Could make Wolfgang bird?"
Puffy Vest- "Cozy nosy!"
Bush Hat- "So sneaky!"
Walking Cane- "To walk AND hit things!"
Cat Cap- "Hat of untrust-y-ness."
Trusty Tape- "Is sticky and good for mending!"
Fashion Goggles- "Makes Wolfgang look very mighty."
Desert Goggles- "Sand cannot stop Wolfgang!"
Funcap- "Is mushy-room... for head!"

Shipwrecked

Brain of Thought- "It makes my brain tingle."
Snakeskin Hat- "Looks very good."
Snakeskin Jacket- "Is made to show my mighty muscles."
Blubber Suit- "Would rather wear a muscle suit!"
Windbreaker- "Break upon my body, puny wind!"
Tar Suit- "Water not get Wolfgang now."
Particulate Purifier- "Little hat is very colorful."
Sleek Hat- "My mighty legs are free to run!"
Shark Tooth Crown- "Wolfgang's favorite hat!"
Dumbrella- "Two umbrellas is better than one."

Nautical

Shipwrecked

Log Raft- "This raft is... not so mighty."
Raft- "How will this tiny plank support me?"
Row Boat- "I will row with powerful arms!"
Cargo Boat- "What a mighty storage hold!"
Armoured Boat- "You are mighty, just like me."
Encrusted Boat- "Tiny boat will hold all of Wolfgang?"
Surfboard- "
The "Sea Legs"- "Is very bad boat."
Boat Repair Kit- "Restore my mighty vessel!"
Thatch Sail- "Wolfgang will take to the seas."
Cloth Sail- "I will capture you, wind!"
Snakeskin Sail- "Skin of dead snake will help me sail."
Feather Lite Sail- "I will dominate the seas!"
Iron Wind- "Spinny sail!"
Boat Torch- "Flame on boat is good idea!"
Boat Lantern- "Is safer light."
Boat Cannon- "The mightiest weapon of all."
Quackering Ram- "SMASH!"
Sea Trap (held and placed)- "Little pincher monster does not stand a chance."
Sea Yard (running)- "Will make boats mighty again!"
Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "
Tar Extractor (off)- "
Tar Extractor (on)- "Machine is run strong."
Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "
Trawl Net- "Wolfgang will trap you in his net!"
Trawl Net (equipped)- "
Trawl Net (full)- "
Trawl Net (extremely full)- "
Trawl Net (detached)- "
Trawl Net (sinking)- "
Spyglass- "I see far!"
Super Spyglass- "Make eyes strong!"
Captain Hat- "Look at Wolfgang! He is captain now!"
Pirate Hat- "Ha ha! I like!"
Lucky Hat- "Is head clothes."
Life Jacket- "The ocean will not take Wolfgang now!"

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

Obsidian Machete- "Is so sharp!"
Obsidian Axe- "The mightiest of axes!"
Obsidian Spear- "Very strong, warm spear."
Obsidian Armour- "The best of materials to protect my mighty muscles!"
Obsidian Coconade- "Even more might!"
Howling Conch- "That shell makes scary sounds."
Sail Stick- "Stick makes good sailing!"
Volcano Staff- "I feel the power of the fire mountain in my mighty hands!"

Ancient

Base Game

Thulecite- "Is pretty rock."
Thulecite Wall (held)- "Stack of old rocks!"
Thulecite Wall- "Old wall is strong!"
Thulecite Medallion (min)- "No bad light."
Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "The bad light comes soon."
Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "The bad light is here and getting stronger."
Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I think the bad light not get stronger."
Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Bad light time is ending."
Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Good time is soon."
Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Is safe from bad light!"
The Lazy Forager- "I can wear it around my neck."
Magiluminescence- "Is glowing yellow."
Construction Amulet- "What is this thing?"
The Lazy Explorer- "Better to walk I think."
Star Caller's Staff- "Pretty gem sits in stick."
Deconstruction Staff- "This stick has a green gem on it."
Pick/Axe- "Chop and dig! I can do that all day."
Thulecite Crown- "Is hat for king."
Thulecite Suit- "Protect me? I don't need it!"
Thulecite Club- "Is creepy."
Houndius Shootius (held)- "I must place this."
Houndius Shootius- "Mighty structure will help me fight!"

Don't Starve Together

The Lazy Forager- "For wearing around strong necks."
Construction Amulet- "Is so light! Feels like nothingness!"
Houndius Shootius (held)- "It needs strong placing."

Books

Don't Starve Together

Birds of the World- "Book is for the birds!"
Applied Horticulture- "Wolfgang rather grow muscle than flowers."
Sleepytime Stories- "Wolfgang's eyes feel heavy like dumbbells."
The End is Nigh!- "Tiny book scares Wolfgang!"
On Tentacles- "Wolfgang will call many foes to fight!"

Shipwrecked

Joy of Volcanology- "Book make very hot rain."

Cartography

Don't Starve Together

Map Scroll (empty)- "No little pictures! Just paper."

Critters

Don't Starve Together

Kittykit- "Small fur is Wolfgang's friend."
Vargling- "I am call him Pupgang!"
Ewelet- "Is walking fluff!"
Broodling- "Mighty pet! Very good!"
Glomglom- "Flying bug friend!"
Giblet- "Bird baby is weak, but good."

Sculpt

Don't Starve Together

Carved Hornucopia- "Why stone food hurt mouth?"
Bubble Pipe Carving- "Might be good for lifting!"
Pawn Figure- "Little man is wearing little hat!"
Rook Figure- "Does not look like castle to Wolfgang."
Knight Figure- "Is good horsey, Wolfgang thinks."
Bishop Figure- "Weak little rock man looks nice."
Queenly Figure- "Faceless lady make Wolfgang uncomfortable."
Kingly Figure- "Looks very not-mighty."
Deerclops Figure- "Is scary monster statue."
Bearger Figure- "Terrifying beast statue!"
Moose/Goose Figure- "Bad monster made of stone."
Dragonfly Figure- "Is fiery killbeast, but stone."
Knight, Bishop, and Rook Figures (shaking on new moon)- "Wolfgang does not like moving statues!!"

Events (only)

Hallowed Nights

Candy Bag- "Is little bag for scary goodies!"
Candy Apple- "Wolfgang eat many bushels!"
Candy Corn- "Little corns get stuck in Wolfgang's mighty moustache!"
Catcoon Candy- "Wolfgang not sure he has heart to eat."
Choco Pigs- "Little men of chocolate stand no chance against Wolfgang!"
Ghost Pop and Tentacle Lolli- "Is tasty little treat!"
Gummy Spider- "Wolfgang feel strong when mashing tiny spiders between teeth!"
Jelly Worm- "Is look yucky, but taste okay."
Not-So-Candy Corn- "Very bland. Reminds Wolfgang of back home candy!"
Raisins- "Little shrivelly sadlumps."
"Raisins"- "Maybe is chocolate?"
Candy Lice- "Is gross little candy bugs!"
Otherworldly Jawbreaker- "Hard candy is strong like Wolfgang!"
Lava Pepper- "Is too hot for Wolfgang!!"
Broken Stake- "Stab-stick is useless now."
Cubic Zirkonia Ball- "Wolfgang does not like spooky magics."
Empty Elixir- "Little potion make Wolfgang mighty?"
Faux Fangs- "Gah! Do not scare Wolfgang!"
Monkey Paw- "Is soft, but spooky."
Spider Ring- "Wolfgang not wear creepy finger-spider."
Binoculars- "Is making tiny friends look tinier!"
Lone Glove- "Is just one glove."
Snail Scale- "Wolfgang has no use for tiny garbage."
Goop Canister- "Wolfgang will crush it!"
Toy Cobra- "Is tiny scary thing."
Crocodile Toy- "Is tiny toy monster."
Broken Terrarium- "Is very broke."
Odd Radio- "Wolfgang can barely hear this."
Broken Hairdryer- "Is useless thing, I think."

Winter's Feast

Gift Wrap- "Wolfgang needs help tying little bow."
Gift- "Is nice little present!"
Festive Tree Planter- "Very nice little pot!"
Festive Tree Planter and Winter's Feast Tree (burnt)- "Happy tree is burn now."
Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "Is growing."
Winter's Feast Tree- "Tree looks very happy!"
Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "Tree is not fireproof!"
Gingerbread Cookie- "Little man crumble under my mighty teeth!"
Eternal Fruitcake- "Wolfgang does not trust little fruit loaf."
Sugar Cookie- "Does Wolfgang have sugar in moustache?"
Candy Cane- "Is tiny sugar stick."
Chocolate Log Cake- "Ha! Wolfgang will eat log, just like beardman!"
Plum Pudding- "Tiny yummy cakething make strong Wolfgang."
Apple Cider- "Little fruit is sweet and tasty!"
Hot Cocoa- "Wolfgang likes feeling cozy."
Heavenly Eggnog- "Is much protein inside, yes?"
Festive Bauble- "Is so small in Wolfgang's hand."
Festive Light- "Glass ball of twinkly light!"
Magnificent Adornment- "Pretty little token of mightiness!"

Year of the Gobbler/Varg

Gobbler Shrine- "Top is look like berry bird."
Gobbler Shrine (empty)- "Is wanting little bush plant?"
Gobbler Shrine (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
Red Pouch- "Is good color!"
Lucky Gold Nugget- "Is money?"
Red Firecrackers- "Crackle bangs!"
Red Lantern- "Wolfgang does not like the dark."
Lucky Fan- "Wolfgang feel very lucky!"
Lucky Beast Head- "Wolfgang will be mighty beast!"
Lucky Beast Body- "Is tums of big scarebeast."
Lucky Beast Tail- "Mighty rear!"
Varg Shrine- "Stick made shiny puppy happy!"
Varg Shrine (empty)- "Shiny puppy is wanting to play fetch."
Varg Shrine (burnt)- "Puppy box is burned."
Lucky Whistle- "Tiny whistle stick makes no noise!"
Clay Hound- "Ruff, ruff!"
Clay Hound (statue)- "Little dog does not bark!"
Clay Varg- "Big clay puppy!"
Clay Varg (statue)- "Is scary statue."
Hound Sketch and Varg Sketch- "Picture will help Wolfgang carve nice rocks!"
Hound Figure- "Is nice little doggy."
Varg Figure- "It looks like scary monster!"

The Forge

Battlemaster Pugna- "Is important-looking man."
Pit Pig- "Tiny pig cannot hurt Wolfgang."
Crocommander- "I will smush lizard man!"
Snortoise- "Armor is for tiny men!"
Scorpeon- "Wolfgang will beat you with fists!"
Boarilla- "Wolfgang is stronger than you!"
Grand Forge Boarrior- "Large pig man cannot out-muscle Wolfgang!"
Ancient Gateway (off)- "Is how Wolfgang got here."
Ancient Gateway (on)- "Goodbye, puny fire world!"
Ancient Anchor (empty)- "Nothing here."
Ancient Anchor (key)- "Is ready now."
Forge Portal- "Little circle! Give me many things to fight!"
Battle Standard- "We must all smash little flag!"
Baby Spider- "Is tiny monsters!"
Magma Golem- "Is rock friend."
Living Staff- "Wolfgang cannot fight with twig."
Infernal Staff- "Puny stick is not for Wolfgang."
Petrifying Tome- "Is look very hard to read."
Tome of Beckoning- "Wolfgang does not understand little letters."
Forging Hammer- "Wolfgang is ready for high striker!"
Pith Pike- "Wolfgang will stab many foes!"
Spiral Spear- "Wolfgang likes swirly stab-stick."
Riled Lucy- "Is beard's axe."
Darts- "Wolfgang does not fight from afar."
Molten Darts- "Wolfgang will not use wimpy weapon."
Reed Tunic- "Wolfgang does not want flimsy thing."
Feathered Reed Tunic- "Only cowards run from fights!"
Wood Armor- "Is not very thick."
Jagged Wood Armor- "Wolfgang does not like weak armor."
Silken Wood Armor- "Is too weak for Wolfgang."
Stone Splint Mail- "Armor is strong, like Wolfgang."
Steadfast Stone Armor- "Is perfect fit for Wolfgang."
Barbed Helm- "Mighty little spike hat!"
Nox Helm- "Wolfgang would like to wear it."
Resplendent Nox Helm- "Is so mighty!"
Feathered Wreath- "Silly little feather hat."
Crystal Tiara- "Nice little head rocks."
Clairvoyant Crown- "Is no-good creepy hat."
Woven Garland- "Is useless leaf hat."
Flower Headband- "It would make Wolfgang look nice."
Blossomed Wreath- "Is many little fast flowers."
Started revival- "Up now, friend!"
Finished revival- "Go! Fight many things!"
Revived- "Thank-you, friend!"
Refusing inappropriate weapon- "That is not mighty weapon!"

Nature - Plants

Base Game

Evergreen- "Hello, tree!"
Lumpy Evergreen- "Cheer up, tree!"
Spiky Tree- "Is spiky."
Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Ha! I have prevailed!"
Spiky Tree (stump)- "I chop the spikes off!"
Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "I broke it."
Spiky Tree (burning)- "I burn the spikes!"
Evergreen and Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
Spiky Tree (burnt)- "Is spiky and black now."
Evergreen (sapling)- "It will be tree soon."
Log (normal and burning)- "Is thick like my arm."
Charcoal- "Is like holding tiny dead tree."
Pine Cone- "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!"
Marble Tree- "Do not try punch tree."
Totally Normal Tree- "I do not like tree with eyes."
Totally Normal Tree (stump)-
Living Log- "Creepy face log!"
Sapling- "Puny tree! I am stronger than you!"
Sapling (picked)- "Ha! Ha! Ha! Tree is floppy!"
Sapling (burning)- "Oops."
Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "He is cold and lonely."
Twigs- "Puny twigs! I can break them!"
Grass Tuft- "Is grass."
Grass Tuft (picked)- "I have defeated the grass!"
Grass Tuft (barren)- "It needs poop."
Grass Tuft and Reeds (burning)- "Not good!"
Cut Grass- "I made a pile of grass."
Berry Bush (normal and burning)- "Is full of food-balls!"
Berry Bush (picked)- "Eating part is gone."
Berry Bush (barren)- "I need to poop on it."
Reeds- "Is watery grass."
Reeds (picked)- "I have beaten the reeds!"
Cut Reeds- "I made a clump of reeds."
Plant- "Leafy!"
Plant (growing)- "Is still growing."
Plant (ready to be picked)- "Mmmm. Is tasty now."
Marsh Plant- "Is plant."
Spiky Bush- "Is thorny."
Spiky Bush (after picking)-
Spiky Bush (burning)- "Uh oh. Spiky fire."
Flower- "They are very pretty."
Petals- "These smell nice."
Evil Flower- "Is not potato."
Dark Petals- "They make my brain hurt."
Mushroom- "Is mushy room."
Mushroom (sleeping)- "Mushy room is hiding!"
Mushroom (picked)- "I already took that mushy room."

Reign of Giants

Birchnut Tree- "Hello, tree!"
Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Ha! I have prevailed!"
Birchnut Tree (burning)- "I broke it."
Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It will be tree soon."
Sapling (withered)- "Puny tree could not take heat."
Grass Tuft (withered)- "Grass has been defeated by heat."
Berry Bush (withered)- "Is too hot for bush."
Plant (withered)- "Is sad and dried plant."
Birchnut- "I could crush this tree-seed with my hands!"
Cactus- "Wolfgang not like sharp plant."
Cactus (after picking)- "Pointy is not fair!"
Cactus (picked)- "Ha! Is flat plant."
Tumbleweed- "Come back little tumbling ball!"

Don't Starve Together

Log- "Remains of tree-fights!"
Log (burning)- "When I stick my hand over it, it tickles."
Cut Grass- "Is pile of grass."
Cut Reeds- "Is clump of reeds."
Lumpy Sapling- "It pushed right up from the dirt!"
Burnt Spiky Bush- "Is burnt now."
Twiggy Tree- "Wolfgang will snap like toothpick!"
Twiggy Tree (stump)- "Ha! You stood no chance!"
Twiggy Tree (burning)- "Is broke."
Twiggy Tree (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
Twiggy Tree (old)- "Wolfgang wishes to put weak tree out of misery!"
Twiggy Tree (sapling)- "Grow, grow little tree!"
Twiggy Tree Cone- "Little cone make big tree!"
Sapling (diseasing)- "Is look even more puny."
Grass Tuft and Berry Bush (diseasing)- "Is looking shrivelly."
Diseased Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Juicy Berry Bush- "Is weak. Sickly!"
Juicy Berry Bush- "I will eat you!"
Juicy Berry Bush (picked)- "Eating part is gone."
Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "Ah! Is burning!"
Juicy Berry Bush (barren)- "I need to poop on it to make juicy again."
Juicy Berry Bush (held)- "He is cold, and juicy."
Juicy Berry Bush (withered)- "Is it dead?"
Marble Sprout- "Rock bush is growing!"
Marble Shrub- "Rock is strongest bush!"
Rose- "Wolfgang tried to crush it, but it pricked him."
Rose (after picking)- "Pointy is not fair!"
Succulent- "Is tough plant."
Succulent (held)- "Tough plant is not dead yet."

Shipwrecked

Bamboo Patch- "I will harvest you soon, mighty plant!"
Jungle Tree- "Tree is strong and magnificent."
Viney Bush- "This is a bush. Of vines."
Snake Den- "
Bamboo Patch (stump)- "I hope is fast growing."
Jungle Tree (stump)- "Ha! I have prevailed!"
Viney Bush (stump)- "I triumphed over it."
Snake Den (stump)- "
Bamboo Patch (burning)- "
Jungle Tree (burning)- "I broke it."
Viney Bush (burning)- "
Snake Den (burning)- "
Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Is not very mighty now."
Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Is small and broken now."
Viney Bush (burnt)- "Ashes."
Snake Den (burnt)- "
Bamboo Root- "
Viney Bush Root- "
Jungle Tree (sapling)- "
Jungle Tree Seed- "It might become tree."
Bamboo- "A truly mighty building material!"
Vine- "I will string together my enemies."
Grass (water)- "
Brainy Sprout- "Is no match for Wolfgang's brain."
Brainy Sprout (picked)- "
Seaweed (plant)- "Strange weeds from sea."
Seaweed (picked)- "
Seaweed Stalk- "
Mangrove- "Is very thirsty."
Mangrove (burning)- "
Mangrove (burnt)- "Could not withstanding even small heat!"
Mangrove (stump)- "
Palm Tree- "Such happy-looking tree."
Palm Tree (burning)- "
Palm Tree (burnt)- "
Palm Tree (stump)- "
Palm Tree (sapling)- "
Palm Leaf- "I use for fanning self."
Regular Jungle Tree- "Looks like ordinary tree."
Regular Jungle Tree (stump)- "
Tidal Plant- "

Nature - Objects

Base Game

Beehive- "Oh, beehive!"
Killer Bee Hive- "Mind says no. Muscles say yes!"
Honeycomb- "Bee used to live inside."
Hound Mound- "Is house of bones."
Bones- "Wimpy woof dog was not strong enough."
Touch Stone- "Hop on rock!"
Obelisk (sane, up)- "Is beautiful."
Obelisk (sane, down)- "Hah. I step over tiny obstacle."
Obelisk (insane, up)- "Is in my way."
Obelisk (insane, down)- "Is hiding underground."
Harp Statue- "Where is pretty music?"
Marble Pillar- "Is too heavy to lift."
Marble- "I can lift!"
Rundown House- "The house was not strong enough."
Merm Head- "What a handsome devil!"
Pig Head- "Why long face?"
Pig Torch- "How is fire made?"
Basalt- "Is stronger even than me!"
Boulder- "Is hard! Like me!"
Rocks- "Is rock. What you not get?"
Flint- "Is rock, but pointy-er."
Nitre- "Is rock, but different."
Gold Nugget- "Money is for tiny men!"
Grave- "Another came through here."
Grave (dug)- "I am sorry, dead peoples."
Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirty dirt."
Animal Track- "Animal went this way."
Animal Track (lost its trail)- "No animal here."
Animal Track (found)- "Animal is close."
Wooden Thing- "Strange rock. Do I sit on?"
Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "Is coming together now."
Wooden Thing (locked)- "Something missing still."
Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "I do not fear what lies beyond!"
Ring Thing- "I will bend into perfect circle!"
Crank Thing- "Bendy thing is made of metal!"
Box Thing- "Has little lever."
Metal Potato Thing- "Ha ha! Ha ha! What ugly potato!"
Worm Hole- "Like soft pillow, growing on ground."
Worm Hole (open)- "It can not harm this man!"
Worm Hole (exited)- "It makes me feel alive!"
Pond- "Is all wet."
Skeleton- "Not enough muscle."
Spider Den- "The bugs are hiding in there."
Spider Eggs- "Nasty spider eggs."
Rabbit Hole- "You can not hide forever, jumping meat!"
Walrus Camp- "How do they all fit?"
Walrus Camp (empty)- "Is locked."
Sunken Boat- "Where is captain?"
Sunken Boat (empty)- "No one home."
Flotsam- "Is not a mighty ship."

Reign of Giants

Ice- "Good for refreshing drink."
Mini Glacier- "Rocks made of water."
Mini Glacier (melted)- "I cannot grab water."
Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Animal tracks is mud now."
Burrow- "Mole hole."
Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Is busy time in rabbit home."
Rundown House (burnt)- "The house was really not strong enough."
Merm Head (burnt)- "Not so nice looking now."
Pig Head (burnt)- "Why no face?"
Hollow Stump- "Stump is suspicious."
Hollow Stump (empty)- "Wolfgang more comfortable now that stump is empty."
Glommer's Statue- "Why statue is not flying?"
Glommer's Statue (mined)- "Smash!"
Skeleton (self)- "Where did all muscles go?!"
Sunken Boat (burnt)- "Pile of burnt wood."

Don't Starve Together

Boulder- "Everyone watch! Wolfgang will deadlift!"
Florid Postern- "Why door not crumble under mighty Wolfgang punches?!"
Gigantic Beehive- "Wolfgang's mighty punches do nothing."
Honey Patch- "Sticky stompy patch of muck!"
Somewhat Gigantic Beehive- "Little hive is get bigger!"
Marble Sculpture (rook, raw)- "Does not budge, even under Wolfgang's mighty strength!"
Marble Sculpture (bishop, raw)- "Lumpy, bumpy rock!"
Marble Sculpture (knight, raw)- "Is big fancy rock!"
Marble Sculpture (rook, mined)- "Is many big rocks!"
Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Strange little man was in big rock!"
Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "Hidden marble man has big booboo."
Marble Sculpture (wrong piece, unable to repair)- "Is wrong piece for little statue!"
Marble Sculpture (rook, repaired)- "Rock has all pieces now."
Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Marble man is fixed!"
Marble Sculpture (knight, repaired)- "Booboo is all better!"
Marble Sculpture (rook, bishop, and knight, repaired, shaking on full/new moon)- "Stone is getting scarier!"
Magma- "Is not time for swimming!"
Rock- "Is just small rock."
Crispy Skeleton- "Wolfgang does not like this!!"
Marble Statue (Comedy)- "She seems like happy lady."
Marble Statue (Tragedy and Pawn)- "Wolfgang does not know what to do with pretty statues."
Marble Statue (Vase)- "Is manly spittoon?"
Meteor and Moon Rock- "But is not cheese?"
Moon Stone (broken)- "Tiny platform is broken!"
Moon Stone (repaired)- "Little platform is still missing pieces."
Moon Stone (repaired, Star Caller's Staff placed)- "Is ready for good fight!"
Moon Stone (repaired, Moon Caller's Staff placed)- "Sickly little light is not run out."
Moon Stone (wrong staff)- "Feels wrong to Wolfgang."
Moon Stone (not staff)- "I do not think little platform would like that."
Moon Rubble- "Is little pieces from moon!"
Petrified Evergreen- "Now I punch it apart!"
Petrified Evergreen (mined)- "
Rock Den- "Wolfgang hear little noises inside."
Skeleton (all players)- "Hah. %s did not have enough muscle to survive %s."
Stagehand- "Wolfgang has no use for tiny table."
Stagehand (walking)- "GAH! Table is creepy walking fist!"
Suspicious Marble (rook)- "Wolfgang carry long rock, is no problem!"
Suspicious Marble (knight)- "Everyone! Watch Wolfgang carry horse head!"
Suspicious Marble (bishop)- "Watch Wolfgang lift little marble head!"
Suspicious Moonrock (Werepig)- "Wolfgang does not like that."
Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Is make Wolfgang uncomfortable!"
Loot Stash- "Something inside for Wolfgang, maybe?"
Lake- "Splishes and splashes."
Lake (dry)- "
Cave-in Boulder- "Is no trouble to lift boulder."
Cave-in Boulder (raised)- "Wolfgang must move other rocks."

Shipwrecked

Crabbit Den- "Tiny crab is coward."
Crabbit Den (collapsed)- "
Fishermerm's Hut- "Tacky house. Needs interior decorator!"
Merm Hut- "
Shoal- "Good place to fish for... fish."
Wobster Den- "A home for shellbeasts."
Coral Reef- "Life is very precious, no?"
Coral- "Is very pretty!"
Coral Larva- "Is small and harmless."
Limpet Rock- "I have no problem eating tiny snails!"
Limpet Rock (picked)- "Tiny snails are gone for now."
Limpet Rock (withered)- "
Magma Pile- "Is rock left by angry volcano."
Krissure- "Watch me walk over this!"
Steamer Trunk- "Maybe good things wait inside?"
Sandy Pile- "I hate small sands."
Sand- "When Wolfgang tries to hold it, it slips through his large, strong hands."
Sharkitten Den- "Is time for cat nap?"
Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "
Volcano- "Is calling me to fight!"
Dragoon Egg- "Hatch so we might fight!"
Suspicious Bubbles- "Large fish is breathing beneath."
Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "
Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "
Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "
Tar Slick- "Is bubbling."
Tar- "Icky sticky black goo!"
Tar Trap- "Goo cannot stop mighty Wolfgang feet!"
Tidal Pool- "Fishes nibble toes when I dip them in. Heehee."
Lava Pool- "Sad. I forget swim trunks."
Mussels- "Strangely named. They have no muscles."
Mussels (with stick)- "
Slot Machine- "Wolfgang is gambling man!"
Electric Isosceles- "Is giving me uneasy feelings."
Octo Chest- "What treasures will Wolfgang find?"
Debris- "It has lost its battle."
Crate- "I could smash."
Wildbore Head- "Very gross!"
Wildbore Head (burnt)- "
Seashell- "Wolfgang keep bowl of these on coffee table at home."
Poisonous Hole- "Cowardly hole!"
Gunpowder Barrel- "Do not poke the barrel."
X Marks the Spot- "Is valuable?"
Rawling- "Wolfgang plays ball!"
Watery Grave- "I do not like this. Is creepy."
Wreck- "Not mighty enough to float."
Wooden Platform Thing- "
Wooden Platform Thing (partially assembled)- "
Wooden Platform Thing (locked)- "
Wooden Platform Thing (fully assembled)- "
Grassy Thing- "Wolfgang will hold on to this."
Screw Thing- "What use is tiny box? Wolfgang would like to know."
Wooden Potato Thing- "Hello, spuddy."
Ring Thing- "I will carry you."

Exclusive to Pocket Edition

Compromising Statue- "Wolfgang is stronger than death!"

Nature - Caves

Base Game

Plugged Sinkhole- "Even I am not that mighty."
Sinkhole (generic)- "Who wants to go in scary cave hole, anyway!"
Sinkhole (open)- "World has belly button!"
Exit to Surface (generic)- "Please let Wolfgang out!"
Exit to Surface (open)- "Is dark and scary down here."
Red Mushtree- "Mushy bush."
Green Mushtree- "Mushy shrub."
Blue Mushtree- "Big mushtree is big."
Light Flower- "Is light plant."
Light Bulb- "Is food?"
Stalagmite- "Is pointy."
Stalagmite (pointy)- "Rock reaching for the roof."
Spilagmite- "Spiders everywhere."
Slurtle Mound- "Hole full of slugs."
Splumonkey Pod- "This... thing. It smells not so good."
Fern- "Pretty plant!"
Foliage- "I killed the pretty plant."
Cave Banana Tree- "Hello, upside-down tree."
Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "Is crisp."

Don't Starve Together

Foliage- "Pretty plant is dead now."
Sinkhole (full)- "Too many peoples stuffed in there."
Exit to Surface (full)- "Please make room! Mighty Wolfgang is scared!"
Bat Cave- "It's the hidey hole for the flying mousies!"
Red Mushtree (blooming)- "It's having fun!"
Green Mushtree (blooming)- "Even smell is strong!"
Blue Mushtree (blooming)- "Woah! It's even bigger!"
Blue Mushtree (webbed)- "Aw, cheer up!"
Red Spore- "Is tiny red bug?"
Green Spore- "Nice green bug. Wolfgang will not swat."
Blue Spore- "Little blue bug has no wings."
Red, Green, and Blue Spore (held)- "I make it my pet."
Mussels (with stick)- "
Mysterious Plant- "Pretty light."
Fossil Fragment- "Is tiny bone!"
Odd Skeleton (incomplete)- "Is not look done yet."
Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "Eh, maybe we take apart."
Odd Skeleton (complete)- "Is look good! Mighty!"
Odd Skeleton (incorrect structure, unable to revive)- "Bones is wrong shape."
Odd Skeleton (improper revival)- "Is not working."

Nature - Ruins

Base Game

Plugged Ruins Sinkhole- "Even I am not that mighty."
Ruins Sinkhole-
Ancient Statue- "Ugly, ugly, ugly."
Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Is broken altar."
Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Is nasty, creepy, altar."
Algae- "Plant is so small! Is funny to me."
Broken Clockworks- "Metal junk."
Relic- "It is of no use to me."
Relic (broken)- "Relic is in tiny pieces."
Thulecite Fragments- "I can smash together to make bigger piece!"
Cave Lichen- "I'm lichen this!"
Ornate Chest- "Fancy box!"
Ornate Chest (triggered trap)- "Ack! Do not surprise Wolfgang!"
Large Ornate Chest- "Chest have big strong horns."
Nightmare Light- "Is light, but not good light."

Don't Starve Together

Ancient Chest- "Is little scare-chest."
Ancient Chest (shaking)- "Is thinking."
Ancient Chest (failed)- "It did not like me."
Ancient Chest (successful)- "Chest is happy!"
Ancient Gateway (inactive)- "Is very old thing."
Ancient Gateway (powering up)- "Looks very scary now!"
Ancient Gateway (activated)- "Little lights is on now."
Ancient Gateway (unstable)- "Is going to blow!"
Ancient Gateway (on cooldown)- "Is needing to recharge."
Ancient Obelisk- "Wolfgang cannot read."
Ancient Beacon- "Is place for light."
Ancient Beacon (active)- "This light is scarier than the dark."
Ancient Mural (first)- "Is picture of many sad, weak people."
Ancient Mural (second)- "Cannot tell what was picture of."
Ancient Mural (third)- "In picture darkness covers sad, weak people."
Ancient Mural (fourth)- "Monsters is bursting out of them!"
Ancient Mural (fifth)- "Is picture of very pretty place."
Atrium Statue- "Statue make Wolfgang's tummy do flip."

Nature - Volcano

Shipwrecked

Obsidian Workbench- "Is helpful fire table."
Coffee Plant- "Coffee bush is proud, strong."
Coffee Plant (picked)- "Rest now, friend."
Coffee Plant (barren)- "Where did all tasty beans go?"
Coffee Plant (withered)- "It is on death's door."
Coffee Plant (held)- "It will grow no strong beans like this."
Elephant Cactus- "Puny cactus wants to fight me!"
Elephant Cactus (withered)- "Ouch! Is still sharp."
Elephant Cactus Stump- "It is not dead, only sleeping."
Elephant Cactus (held)- "I will pick it up with bare hands."
Cactus Spike- "The weapon of a mighty plant!"
Obsidian Boulder- "Very strong rock. Wolfgang would like to have it."
Obsidian- "There is strong fire inside little stone."
Charcoal Boulder- "Charcoal. Is very good for drawing!"
Burnt Ash Tree- "Why sad, little tree?"
Dragoon Saliva- "Ha! Wolfgang spit much farther."
Woodlegs' Cage- "Is locked."
Woodlegs (free)- "
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "
Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Wolfgang is afraid to use."
Volcano (exit)- "Wolfgang has made new friends!"

Mobs - Monsters

Base Game

Clockwork Knight- "Horsey horse!"
Clockwork Bishop- "Padre!"
Clockwork Rook- "This one jumps the queen!"
Damaged Knight- "Funny metal man."
Damaged Bishop- "Is angry man. Should relax."
Damaged Rook- "Is no match for my mighty chest!"
Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Show yourself!"
Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! It got me!"
Hound- "Woof!"
Red Hound- "Bark!"
Blue Hound- "Bow wow!"
Hound's Tooth- "Puppy tooth!"
Spider- "He has scary face!"
Spider Warrior- "This one extra scary."
Spider (sleeping)- "Walk quiet, and he might not see me."
Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I think not smart to poke it."
Spider (dead)- "Is made of sticky goo!"
Spider Warrior (dead)- "Not scary now!"
Spider Gland- "Squishy and wobbly!"
Silk- "Is too fancy."
Krampus- "Scary goat man! Run!"
Krampus Sack- "I have goat man's sack."
Merm- "Is fishy man!"
Frog- "Hey little froggy, froggy."
Frog (sleeping)- "Is asleep."
Frog (dead)- "Is delicacy in my country."
Tentacle- "Skinny monster!"
Tentacle Spike- "Perfect for sticking!"
Tentacle Spots- "Yuck! Slimy!"
Big Tentacle (1)- "Lots of little friends!"
Big Tentacle (2)- "Time to pole dance!"
Big Slimy Pit- "You run away from mighty Wolfgang?"
Baby Tentacle- "Tiny tentacle baby thing! Ha!"
Guardian Pig- "Is bad piggie!"
Werepig- "Angry piggie!"
Ghost- "Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
MacTusk- "Sea cow man!"
Wee MacTusk- "You think you are mightier than old man?"
Walrus Tusk- "Sea cow man tooth!"
Tam o' Shanter- "I have sea cow man's hat!"
Mosquito- "Reminds me of uncle!"
Mosquito (held)- "No more blood for you!"
Mosquito Sack- "Uncle did not have gut like this."
Nearby Mosquitoes- "Wolfgang need blood, get away sucking bugs!"
Cave Spider- "Is scared spider!"
Spitter- "Ptoo! Ptoo!"
Batilisk- "Flying mousey!"
Meat Bulb- "You cannot fool Wolfgang!"
Fleshy Bulb- "Ah ha! Who is tricky now?"
Eyeplant- "They are not what they seem."
Slurper- "No! No! Stay off head!"
Slurper Pelt- "It's still moving!"
Dangling Depth Dweller- "Scary spider from above."
Depths Worm (emerged)- "Did not expect this!"
Depths Worm (lure)- "Pretty light."
Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Is dirt moving?"

Reign of Giants

Varg- "Big puppy!"
Poison Birchnut Tree- "Is big and angry tree."
Poison Birchnut Tree (stump)- "
Birchnutter- "Is small and angry nut."

Don't Starve Together

Krampus Sack- "Goat man finally give up his sack!"
Big Tentacle (2)- "Hmmmm, suspicious!"
Guardian Pig- "Does he even lift?"
Ewecus- "Look so friendly and cuddly."
Steel Wool- "Is like my arm hair."
Gem Deer- "You stand no chance in fight with Wolfgang!"
Grumble Bee- "Busy buzzy needle men!"
Lavae- "I must run!"

Shipwrecked

Crocodog- "Hairless puppy!"
Yellow Crocodog- "Hairless puppy is yellow!"
Blue Crocodog- "Hairless puppy is blue!"
Floaty Boaty Knight- "Let us fight!"
Flup (in ground)- "
Flup- "Flup off!"
Eyeshot- "Is workout for my powerful lungs!"
Pirate Ghost- "Aaaaaaaaaaahrrrr!!"
Poison Mosquito- "Fight like real man!"
Poison Mosquito (held)- "
Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Is yellow punching bag."
Snake- "I am ready to fight!"
Poison Snake- "Poison is weapon of cowards!"
Snakeskin- "I will use it as a strong bandanna."
Spider Warrior (venomous)- "
Spider Warrior (venomous, sleeping)- "
Spider Warrior (venomous, dead)- "
Sea Hound- "I do not like these sea-doggies."
Stink Ray- "It looks smooth. I will pet it!"
Swordfish- "It was a good fight."
White Whale- "Great white! Fight Wolfgang!"
White Whale Carcass- "Not-so-great white."
White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
White Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-
Dragoon- "Is time for flexing contest?"

Mobs - Neutral Animals

Base Game

Beefalo- "Is hair-cow thing!"
Beefalo (follower)- "Hair-cow follow me!"
Beefalo (sleeping)- "Hair-cow is sleeping."
Beefalo (naked)- "Hair-cow has no more hair."
Beefalo Wool- "I make clothes of hair-cow."
Beefalo Horn- "Is hair-cow horn. Wolfgang hear hair-cow."
Baby Beefalo- "Baby hair-cow!"
Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Sleepy baby hair-cow!"
Nearby Bees- "
Bee- "Is fat and angry-looking."
Killer Bee- "Angry bee!"
Bee (held)- "Is safely in my pocket."
Killer Bee (held)- "My angry bee!"
Stinger- "Is sharp like skewer!"
Pig- "Hello pig. How are you?"
Pig (follower)- "Is friend now!"
Pig (dead)- "No! The pig is dead!"
Pig (sleeping)- "
Pig Skin- "Why long butt? Ha ha, Wolfgang is funny man."
Bunnyman and Beardlord- "Hello rabbit!"
Bunny Puff- "Puffy!"
Koalefant- "Nose meat!"
Winter Koalefant- "So soft, I want to squish it!"
Pengull- "Funny walking birds!"
Rock Lobster- "He is mighty! Like me!"
Slurtle- "Ha! You are slow!"
Snurtle- "Spirally!"
Slurtle Slime- "Boom snot!"
Broken Shell- "Is broken."
Shelmet- "Keeps my head safe."
Snurtle Shell Armour- "Is sticky inside."
Splumonkey- "Ugly monkey man!"

Reign of Giants

Buzzard- "Carry on."
Catcoon- "Wolfgang does not trust it."
Cat Tail- "Wiggly cat part!"
Volt Goat- "Hello, goat."
Volt Goat (charged)- "Is flash before eyes."
Volt Goat Horn- "Tiny lightning bone."

Don't Starve Together

Beefalo Wool- "Clothes made of hair-cow."
Shelmet- "Keeps head safe."
Beefalo (domesticated)- "Hair-cow so fluffy and nice!"
Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "A critter after own heart!"
Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Like I'm back in cavalry!"
Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "You are feisty!"

Shipwrecked

Blue Whale- "I will devour you!"
Blue Whale Carcass- "Well fought, large fish!"
Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 1)-
Blue Whale Carcass (bloated stage 2)-
Bottlenose Ballphin- "Come and fight with me, sea-friends!"
Dorsal Fin- "Where is rest of fish?"
Jellyfish- "If I punch jelly, it will become jam."
Jellyfish (held)- "
Water Beefalo- "What a mighty beast!"
Water Beefalo (follower)- "
Water Beefalo (sleeping)- "
Horn- "Horn of strong ox!"
Baby Water Beefalo- "
Baby Water Beefalo (sleeping)- "
Prime Ape- "Does not look like even match for me."
Wildbore- "I will wrestle you."

Mobs - Passive Animals

Base Game

Butterfly- "Is pretty flutterby!"
Butterfly (held)- "My pet!"
Crow- "I do not like birds. Too fragile."
Crow (held)- "He is squawky."
Redbird- "Is pretty red color bird."
Redbird (held)- "Is happy bird in pocket."
Snowbird- "Is pretty white color bird."
Snowbird (held)- "Is fluffy bird. Nice bird."
Jet Feather- "Is feather of bird black."
Crimson Feather- "A redbird feather."
Azure Feather- "A snowbird feather."
Gobbler- "Dumb bird is take all berries!"
Eye Bone- "It is eye bone. Eye bone connect to face bone."
Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "It sleeps now."
Eye Bone (ashes)- "Is burned pieces of eyebone from teleport!"
Chester- "Strange box with legs."
Rabbit and Beardling- "Tiny rabbit! Hide from me!"
Rabbit and Beardling (held)- "He is my friend."
Fireflies- "Sparkly!"
Fireflies (held)- "My pocket is sparkles!"
Mandrake (planted)- "Is strange plant."
Mandrake (follower)- "Little plant man friend!"
Mandrake (dead)- "Little plant man is died!"
Mandrake (cooked)- "Little plant man is food?"
Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Ugh, Wolfgang must have hit head."

Reign of Giants

Glommer- "Why you follow me, weird bug?"
Glommer (sleeping)- "
Glommer's Flower- "Is shiny flower."
Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Is sad and shiny flower."
Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Is burned pieces of flower from I teleport!"
Glommer's Wings- "Small like fairy wings."
Glommer's Goop- "Weird bug make weird poop."
Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Stay underground where you are safe from Wolfgang."
Moleworm (aboveground)- "Now you will know Wolfgang's strength!"
Moleworm (held)- "Wolfgang have mercy for tiny soft animal."

Don't Starve Together

Grass Gekko- "Lizard looks flimsy."
Star-sky- "Is tiny swimming teeth."
Star-sky (Hutch dead)- "Is tiny floating teeth."
Hutch- "You are creepy."
Canary- "Is small yellow bird!"
Canary (held)- "Small bird fit easily in big Wolfgang hands."
Canary (poisoned)- "Bird is okay?"
Saffron Feather- "Is feather of bird yellow."
Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "Tiny baby seems happy."
Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "Tiny baby looks content."
Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "Tiny baby is hungry."
Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "Tiny baby is starving!"
Lavae Egg- "Is made of rock?"
Lavae Egg (cracked)- "Little egg... seems comfortable."
Lavae Egg (too cold)- "Little egg is shivering."
Lavae Tooth- "What a mighty tooth!"
Chilled Lavae- "Maybe cold bug is friend?"
No-Eyed Deer- "Not very mighty. More fragile."
No-Eyed Deer (horned)- "Fuzzy fragile beast got mightier."
Deer Antler- "Is only mighty part of fragile beast."

Shipwrecked

Bioluminescence- "Pretty sea-lights!"
Crabbit- "If I punch it, it will be food."
Crabbit (held)- "
Beardling- "
Beardling (held)- "
Shifting Sands- "
Dogfish- "Face me, fish!"
Sharkitten- "Is miniature foe!"
Fishbone- "Is bone. I like it."
Fishbone (Packim dead)- "
Fishbone (ashes)- "
Packim Baggims- "Hello, good friend!"
Rainbow Jellyfish- "Very pretty jelly!"
Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "
Parrot- "Chatty bird!"
Parrot (held)- "
Parrot Pirate- "It could maybe be a friend!"
Parrot Pirate (held)- "
Seagull- "It has large mouth."
Seagull (held)- "
Seagull (in water)- "Taking small rest, friend?"
Seagull (held, in water)- "
Toucan- "Why does bird fly away from Wolfgang?"
Toucan (held)- "
Cormorant- "Bird smells like fish eggs."
Cormorant (held)- "
Doydoy- "Love small dumb bird!"
Doydoy (held)- "
Doydoy Nest- "Where dumb friends sleep."
Doydoy Feather- "To remember nice bird by."
Doydoy Egg- "Protect tiny bird."
Hatching Doydoy Egg- "
Fried Doydoy Egg- "This make Wolfgang feel sad."
Baby Doydoy- "Wolfgang feels... maternal."
Baby Doydoy (held)- "
Teen Doydoy- "
Teen Doydoy (held)- "
Wobster- "I respect shellbeast's powerful claws."
Fishermerm- "I will arm wrestle!"

Mobs - Tallbird family

Base Game

Tallbird- "Is tallest bird!"
Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Is big egg!"
Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Is nest of emptiness."
Tallbird Egg- "There is bird inside."
Fried Tallbird Egg- "Cooked bird. Good for breakfast!"
Hatching Tallbird Egg- "Little bird is trying to get out."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "This egg is too crunchy."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "Is too hot for little bird!"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "Bird is like ice cube!"
Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I wait for bird."
Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Bird comes soon."
Smallbird- "Is very small bird."
Smallbird (sleeping)- "
Smallbird (hungry)- "Small bird is hungry."
Smallbird (starving)- "Small bird will die from starving."
Smallish Tallbird- "Hah! Not so tall."
Smallish Tallbird (sleeping)- "
Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Is hungry, and noisy."
Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Is hungry, noisy and angry!"
Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "What I do to deserve this?"

Mobs - Bosses

Base Game

Treeguard (normal)- "Is wood man!"
Treeguard (lumpy)- "
Spider Queen- "Oh no! Walking bug-house!"
Spiderhat- "Is like smooch from giant bug."
Deerclops- "He looks mightier than me"
Deerclops Eyeball- "Yuck yuck yuck!"
Ancient Guardian- "Strong! Like me! I like him!"
Guardian's Horn- "Is trophy from mighty foe."

Reign of Giants

Bearger- "Wolfgang not want to fight big bear."
Thick Fur- "Is like hair on Wolfgang chest."
Moose/Goose- "Very strange creature."
Moose/Goose Egg- "Breakfast for whole family!"
Mosling- "Mmmm. Is still breakfast, I think."
Down Feather- "Tickle tickle tickle!"
Dragonfly- "I confuse: is dragonfly or a dragon-fly?"
Scales- "Glowy scales."
Lava Spit (hot)- "Is hot mouth germs."
Lava Spit (cool)- "Is cold, hard mouth germs."

Don't Starve Together

Treeguard (normal)- "Tree man! Fight me!"
Moose/Goose nesting ground- "Is big bird baby bed!"
Bee Queen- "Is giant lady bee!"
Bee Queen Crown- "Makes Wolfgang feel special."
Klaus- "If Wolfgang had no eyes, he would not see terrible beast!"
Klaus (second form)- "Do not hold back! Wolfgang can take you!"
Stag Antler- "Is very special antler!"
Toadstool Cap- "Tiny purple mushy-room is no threat to Wolfgang!"
Toadstool Cap (hole)- "Is little dirt hole."
Toadstool Cap (in ground)- "Squishy thing in ground."
Toadstool and Misery Toadstool- "Bah! Frogman was hiding like coward!"
Toadstool and Misery Toadstool (enraged)- "Frogman is very strong now!"
Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "Tall mushy-room looks very bad!"
Boomshroom and Misery Boomshroom- "Is dangerous mushy-boom!"
Shroom Skin- "Is squishy yucky frogman skin!"
Reanimated Skeleton- "Skeleton should not be walking!"
Bone Snare (Reanimated Caves Skeleton and Ancient Fuelweaver)- "Wolfgang does not like bones!"
Ancient Fuelweaver (hitting Shadow Shield)- "Strong bubble protects beast!"
Woven Shadow- "I do not like it!"
Bone Armor- "Is scary strong bones."
Bone Helm- "Puts scary pictures in Wolfgang's head."
Shadow Thurible- "Is for monster control."
Shadow Thurible (out)- "Swingy burnies has gone out!"

Shipwrecked

Palm Treeguard- "Tree man! Fight me!"
Quacken- "I will punch you!"
Quacken Tentacle- "You have many arms!"
Chest of the Depths- "It dropped something."
Quacken Beak- "Wolfgang is very proud of bird souvenir!"
Sealnado- "What might!"
Sealnado (failed attack)- "
Sealnado (seal form)- "Ha ha! Is good friend."
Turbine Blades- "What good is blade that does not cut?"
Magic Seal- "Why is sticky?"
Tiger Shark- "Ready yourself for battle!"
Eye of the Tiger Shark- "Is giving me dirty look."
Shark Gills- "Perhaps now Wolfgang can breathe underwater? No, perhaps not."

Mobs - Other

Base Game

Maxwell- "A fancy suit is no match for my muscles!"
Pig King- "Ha! Is good people!"
Wes (trapped)- "Is puny man trapped by statue men."
Abigail- "Are you friendly ghost?"

Reign of Giants

Bigfoot- "Foot is too big!"
Webber (grave)- "

Don't Starve Together

Inspecting self- "Everyone! Come watch Wolfgang flex!"
Abigail (failed revival)- "Wolfgang smush heart into ghost girl but nothing happen!"
Ghost (failed revival)- "No!"
Antlion- "Scary monster is friend?"
Antlion (happy)- "Monster does not look hungry today."
Antlion (upset)- "Monster is looking very scary!"
Antlion (paying tribute)-
- "Is tribute for a mighty... f-friend."
- "Please don't eat me."
- "Do not eat Wolfgang's friends, please?"
Desert Stone- "Is rock for quick trip."
Desert Stone (active)- "Is time to go."
Sand Spike- "Spike is made of sand!"
Sand Castle- "Is very sandy."
Glass Spike- "Spike is glass now."
Glass Castle- "Wolfgang could crush little castle."

Shipwrecked

Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Welcome, friend! Ha ha!"
Yaarctopus- "Greetings, strong friend! Let us trade!"

Other Players (only)

Wilson

Generic- "Is tiny egghead-man, %s! Hello!"
Attacker- "Does weak science man want to fight?"
Murderer- "%s stands no chance against Wolfgang!"
Reviver- "%s is nice, crazy man."
Ghost- "Ha ha! Big brain did not save you. I will go get heart."
Firestarter- "Wolfgang thought he could trust %s!"

Willow

Generic- "Is tiny torchlady, %s! Hello!"
Attacker- "Wolfgang is burning to fight!"
Murderer- "%s is no match for Wolfgang!"
Reviver- "%s is very nice, when not light moustache on fire."
Ghost- "Do not hurt, torchlady. Wolfgang get heart!"
Firestarter- "Is not big surprise."

Wolfgang

Generic- "Hello friend %s! We must arm wrestle!"
Attacker- "%s will make a worthy fight!"
Murderer- "We will see who is best Wolfgang! Raaa!"
Reviver- "%s is nice man. Like me! Ha ha."
Ghost- "World needs more %s! I will get heart!"
Firestarter- "Wolfgang cannot trust even himself not to light fire!"

Wendy

Generic- "Is very tiny, scary %s! H-hello!"
Attacker- "Ah! Creepy girl is try to fight me!"
Murderer- "Creepy girl is killer! Attack!"
Reviver- "%s is nice little lady. But still scare Wolfgang."
Ghost- "Please no hauntings, %s! Wolfgang will get you heart!"
Firestarter- "Oh no. Creepy girl is trying to burn us!"

WX-78

Generic- "Is tiny robot, %s! Hello!"
Attacker- "Metal man wants to rock'em and sock'em!"
Murderer- "%s is killer robot!"
Reviver- "%s is nice person. Deep down."
Ghost- "Robot %s is broken! Wolfgang rub heart on problem."
Firestarter- "Robot trying to kill fleshypeople again, maybe?"

Wickerbottom

Generic- "Is strong brainlady! Hello, tiny %s!"
Attacker- "Ha ha! %s should not pick a fight with dumb books!"
Murderer- "%s is killer!"
Reviver- "%s smell like mothballs and kindness."
Ghost- "Wolfgang will get raw pump-y heart for you!"
Firestarter- "Strong brainlady probably know what she's doing with fire."

Woodie

Generic- "Is beard! Hello!"
Attacker- "Does beardman %s want to fight?"
Murderer- "Drop axe and fight, beardman!"
Reviver- "%s is nice man with magnificent beard."
Ghost- "Wolfgang will get heart for you, beard!"
Werebeaver- "The beard ate %s!"
Ghost Werebeaver- "Still have good moustache, %s."
Firestarter- "Be careful! Do not burn, beard!"

Wes

Generic- "Is tiny odd-man, %s! Hello!"
Attacker- "Wolfgang does not trust your rosy cheeks, %s."
Murderer- "Ah! Is killer clown! %s!"
Reviver- "%s is nice, weird little man."
Ghost- "Wolfgang will go get heart for odd clownman!"
Firestarter- "You are looking very guilty, clownman."

Maxwell

Generic- "Is tiny frailman, %s! Hello!"
Attacker- "Does fragile %s want to fight? Ha ha! Is funny."
Murderer- "%s has not changed. Killer!"
Reviver- "%s is one of us. Ha ha! Yes!"
Ghost- "%s is friend of Wolfgang. He will get raw heart."
Firestarter- "Is dastardly plan with fire, %s?"

Wigfrid

Generic- "Is very strong %s! Hello!"
Attacker- "%s will make a worthy fight!"
Murderer- "Stronglady %s is killer!"
Reviver- "%s is nice, strong lady."
Ghost- "World needs stronglady! Wolfgang will get heart!"
Firestarter- "Why starting fires, stronglady? To fight them?"

Webber

Generic- "Is tiny monsterchild, %s! H-hello!"
Attacker- "Ah! Tiny child is try to fight me!"
Murderer- "Monsterchild %s is killer! Wolfgang is run!"
Reviver- "Creepy monster %s is nice kid."
Ghost- "Who squish small bug boy? Wolfgang will smash back!"
Firestarter- "Please no. Please no burnings!"

Winona

Generic- "Is fixing lady, %s! Hello!"
Attacker- "%s is breaking things!"
Murderer- "%s broke our friend!"
Reviver- "%s is kind lady."
Ghost- "Wolfgang will fix little %s with heart."